Bedbug Panic Grips NYC Multiplexes!
The following is presented largely without comment because I am too busy sealing my doors, duct-taping my pants and shirt tight at the ends and renouncing public moviegoing forever: "[A] new division of bloodthirsty bedbugs has sacked the AMC Empire 25 multiplex in Times Square. A moviegoer who requested anonymity tells us that 30 minutes into [Sunday] night's screening of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, she was 'covered in bites.' [... T]he AMC on 125th is fighting a bedbug infestation as well." And this is how I become a DVD reviewer. [Gothamist via HE]