Chinese Remake of Blood Simple Won't Be That Simple

noodleshop_225.jpgAmerican remakes of foreign films have become so commonplace that even a statute of limitations barely exists anymore; Le Dîner de Cons -- the French film that Dinner for Schmucks was based on -- came out in 1998. So by those standards, Zhang Yimou's Chinese conversion of the Coen Brothers' Blood Simple -- A Woman, A Gun and a Noodle Shop -- feels positively warranted. After all, it has been 26 years since the original came out.

Yimou -- of House of Flying Daggers and Hero fame -- has reimagined the Coen Brothers first film in feudal China, which is a far cry from the seedy Texas town where most of the action in Blood Simple occurs. But the change of setting hasn't really affected all that much: There's still an affair, there's still an offer to commit murder, there's still a hole to be dug and there's still that Coen Bros. rat-a-tat-tat sense of humor. Couple that with the fact that Noodle Shop looks absolutely gorgeous and you have a remake worthy of the Oscar-winners. Of course why anyone needed a remake of Blood Simple remains to be seen, but better Yimou than some well-meaning-but-talentless first time director looking to make a splash.

VERDICT: Maybe.



Comments

  • CiscoMan says:

    It certainly *looks* cool. If there's a knock on Yimou, it's that his characters sometimes behave as the plot conveniently needs them to. But Blood Simple is so lean and ruthless, I'd love to see it translated to another language/culture/time period. This could certainly become a bizarro Infernal Affairs/The Departed and take Best Foreign Film.
    And then, of course, there'll be the American remake of the remake, which'll suck, and the world will make sense again.

  • The Cantankerist says:

    Speaking of remakes, here's a reboot idea: Back To The Future. Justin Bieber goes back in time to 1985, meets up with his ten-year-old mother, hilarity ensues. And if you instantly feel older upon reading this capsule synopsis, then yeah, I'm right there with you.
    P.S. In the sequel he travels forward to 2035 in an attempt to prevent the second reboot.