Debbie Gibson and Tiffany's Syfy Catfight Video: An Inventory
Film Featuring This Epic Throwdown: Syfy's Mega Python vs. Gatoroid
First Slap Delivered By: Tiffany
First Pie to the Face Delivered By: Debbie Gibson
Number of Times Someone is Called a Bitch: 2
Number of Times Panties are Glimpsed While Wrestling: 4
Reason for Smushing Cake Down Tiffany's Cleavage: None given
Posters Advertising "Live Music By Mickey Dolenz": 1
Number of Times Someone is Flung Into a Table: 2
Horrified Kathryn Joosten Reaction Shots: 4
Champagne Glasses Broken: Countless
Amount of Time Before Both Ladies Get Wet: One minute and ten seconds
Tattoos Glimpsed: 1
Breathlessly Self-Referential Punchline: "I think we're alone now," delivered by Debbie Gibson, for some reason
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