Attention-Starved Taylor Momsen: "My Best Friend Is A Vibrator"

momsen-2.jpgAfter three seasons of looking like a panda-faced whore, Taylor Momsen and her ratty-ass hair extensions slunk off to the sidelines of Gossip Girl this year. But, guys, guys, she's got, like, a record now, and you will just be shocked, shocked! by her sexy, scandalous non-thoughts.

Speaking to Disorder Magazine, hot mess Momsen declared her that her new album, "is a life record and it confronts issues and goes, here's what f*cking sucks about everything and I don't really know how to fix it but I'm f*cking dying and I'll sing about it."

Taylor! Two quarters to swear jar! But, sensing that perhaps talking about what "f*cking sucks about everything" wasn't escandoloso enough, Taylor saucily decided to talk about her vagina, with the magazine reporting "that she's not into guys, waits a beat, then adds she's not gay but just bored of men and her best friend is her vibrator."

Oh my word! Some one fetch me my smelling salts! A woman, talking about sex? And vibrators! Why, it's so shocking. . .provided this was 1971. Better luck next publicity stunt, Tay-Tay!

· Taylor Momsen: My Vibrator's my best friend [ontd]



Comments

  • badblokebob says:

    But, she's American and she's 16! How does she expect to sell to all those Christians you've got over there?! *gasp*

  • TurdBlossom says:

    Aren't her 15 minutes up already?

  • S.T. VanAirsdale says:

    Of course, it's a much older vibrator. She would eat a sex toy her age alive.

  • The Winchester says:

    It was a promotional vibrator from The Grinch. It's green and fuzz... I can't finish that.

  • Edward Wilson says:

    Really, you don't have anything better to do than to pick on a 16 year old girl?...

  • Matthew DH says:

    This seems unusually harsh for a Movieline article to me. I don't remember the articles about Lindsay Lohan or Megan Fox being so outright violent. I'm not liking this. I can go to a dozen other websites to read trash like this.

  • Brian says:

    Her age is why this is supposed to be shocking. Of course there is nothing shocking about a girl her age using a vibrator or cussing, although I'm sure lots of wingnuts will crap their pants while shedding tears of righteous anger after reading this.

  • Jackie says:

    It's not the fact that she's 16 and saying this. I mean everybody knows teens have raging hormones and cuss a alot. Plus it's good she's messing around with a vibrator and not risking herself to STD's. But it's the fact she would say this crap for the public. That's super tacky and just wrong. Nobody wants to hear about her vibrator.

  • nando says:

    HAHA. NICELY DONE MOVIELINE! YOU REALLY SHOWED THE SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD WHAT'S WHAT!
    But seriously, when did you become such catty little bitches? Last time I checked, one of my main reasons for coming here is that it wasn't Gawker...

  • Matthew DH says:

    I feel the same way.

  • Brian says:

    I don't know, I would imagine that there are plenty of horny teens who will find this to be extremely interesting.

  • rupendra says:

    i have to wait till sunday to see the inception movie

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