Yes, Jail-Bound Lindsay Lohan's Fingernail Actually Reads 'F*** U'

lindsay_lohan_fu_585.jpgNot a lot to add to this one, folks: Lindsay Lohan rounded out arguably the worst day of her life -- 90-day jail sentence, court-mandated rehab, spoiled sobs of contrition -- with a stunt that sums up every reason why Lohan will never likely regain anything close to regular employability in the film industry. Period. It's after the jump.


The gossip circuit is attempting to determine if the epithet -- etched on Lohan's left middle fingernail and aimed straight at Judge Marsha Revel during her probation hearing -- was in fact targeted at Revel or the press corps covering the hearing or both. Also in question: When and by whom the words were written. Some observers noted how Lohan did some fiddling in court, but...

Does it really matter? This girl went from Robert Altman scene-stealer opposite Meryl Streep and Lily Tomlin to jail-bound manicure-malfunction poster child in about four years flat. Her few remaining allies (including the director of her Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno) insist they're remaining loyal and that Lohan's incarceration won't derail any planned productions. Of course it won't. Lohan can do that all by herself.

Anyway, be sad, don't be sad, frustrated, amused, nonplussed, whatever. She's done.

· lindsay lohan had 'f***k u' on her nails the entire time [WWTDD via Gawker]


  • SunnydaZe says:

    The nails say, "F**K U" but they eyes say, "HELP!".

  • orlando says:

    poor woman, all that wasted talent. the only possible light in her life would be that the Inferno movie turned out decent, which likely won't.

  • B Wooley says:

    F Scott Fitzgerald's "There are no second acts in American lives" is famously the most wrong maxim ever. It's doubly wrong of celebrities. She'll do her jail, her rehab, and if she doesn't do a River Phoenix she'll be back in about 4 years.
    Robert Downey, jr.

  • Jake says:

    goes to show you, money doesn't buy happiness.

  • The Winchester says:

    That's nothing, on her other hand the nails say "I Know Who Killed Me".

  • Old No.7 says:

    The real visual insult here is that ugly-ass psychedelic color nail polish.

  • bob says:

    does she really have any talent though? Yes she was great in Georgia rule, but i kinda get the feeling she was actually playing herself.

  • Brian says:

    She does have talent. She was very good in Mean Girls, and at least decent in the next few movies. I would not go so far as to say she is done for good. There are cases of actors making comebacks after years in the woods. It might take a few years, but if she can get her shit together and is willing to work in indie movies, maybe in supporting roles, she could eventually have a good career again. The odds are against this happening, but ten years ago, how many people would have guessed that Robert Downey Jr. would be headlining blockbusters?

  • Heather says:

    Reggie could have had it all. Now look, stripped of his Heisman display. Too sad.

  • Lindsay Lohan is a great representation of everything wrong about the USA now. I really can not understand why the hell she gets so much media attention!

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