'I'm Not Here to Make Friends' 2010: An Inspiring Megamix

· Happy I'm Not Here to Make Friends Day! Gabe from FourFour has again compiled 2010's best reality television moments involving the biggest confessional cliche ever spoken. What a fine occasion to revisit Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and a little gem called Ice Road Truckers. [FourFour]

· Don Johnson sued Rysher entertainment claiming he was still owed millions from his '90s series Nash Bridges. Apparently he was right: Johnson was awarded $23 million. [Deadline]

· Michael Moore was added to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, which feels sinister. [NYT]

· Jeremy London joined Celebrity Rehab and will collect $40,000 for his time on the show. Too bad this is a part of Dr. Drew's diabolical kidnapping plot. [HuffPost]

· Late night talk show audiences are diminishing -- for networks, that is. Cable isn't run by masturbating bears. [NYT]