Can Cameron Diaz's Love of C**k Boost Tracking for Knight and Day?
Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz will stop at nothing to boost the meager tracking numbers for Knight and Day, and if that means Diaz has to kick Cruise in the chest or play with a CG soccer ball, she'll do it! Still, with all those efforts failing to move the needle much, it's time to bring out the big guns: an interview with Playboy where she talks about what she'll do for c**k. And that ain't "cook" or "cork."
Hang it up, Megan Fox, because Cameron Diaz just stole your interview-giving thunder. The highlights:
On romance: "Oh gosh, I can't even count how many times I've gotten on a plane for love. It's not unusual in this business; my lifestyle demands it. I'm always traveling for [whispers] cock. You've got to go where it is."
On Snoop Dogg, who attended her high school: "Snoop was a year older than me. He stood out. He was tall and skinny and wore ponytails all over his head. I'm sure I probably bought weed from him."
On sex: "I'm primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, 'Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder. You man, me woman.' Not everybody has the right kind of primal thing for me...I love physical contact. I have to be touching my lover, like, always. It's not optional."
On bisexuality: "Sexuality and love can be different things. I can be attracted to a woman sexually, but it doesn't mean I want to be in love with a woman. If I'm going to be with a woman sexually, it doesn't mean I'm a lesbian. We put these restraints and definitions on people, but it's hard to define."
Good show, Cameron. If tracking hasn't broken 30 by Friday, you can't say you didn't give it your all.