Add Justin Long and Mike White to the Same-Sex Kissing Brigade
Gay kissing! It's only the latest, most popular trend ever! Just ask Sandra Bullock, who'll make out with anyone! Or Jason Bateman and Dustin Hoffman, who've become Hollywood's glam new power couple! Or Christian Newswire, a site that blames the implication of gay kissing for American Idol's most boring season! OK, I'm going to stop using exclamation points now!
Justin Long and Mike White are the newest same-sex smoochers, and they're puckering up for a video named Devin & Glenn from directors Josh Gordon and Will Speck (Blades of Glory). The point of the three-and-a-half-minute spot? Proving that if gays are allowed the right to marry, they'll quickly become as miserable as their heterosexual counterparts.