23 Secrets of The Lost DVD Box Set, Revealed!

*A tuft of actor Jeff Fahey's chest hair, collected for posterity throughout his scene-stealing, 29-episode tenure as Frank Lapidus

*A letter from orphaned Ji-Yeon Kwon, letting everyone know she had a good life, grew up relatively well-adjusted, and will not use her eventual flash-sideways to play out any familial drama over the selfishness of her parent's heart-wrenchingly romantic choice to die together on that submarine. (Her eventual choice to strip was empowered, not victim-driven)

*A small fragment of the actual water bottle used to confer Protector Of The Light Immortality from Jack to Hurley; one lucky fan will find a one-third scale replica decanter filled with a splash of Mother's Godwine

*Five sample chapters from the unfinished self-help tome quietly penned by Dr. Jack Shephard in his island downtime, I CAN Fix You: How Harnessing Your God Complex For Self-Redemption Can Save Your Loved Ones

*A flash drive containing over 10,000 rejected Sawyer nicknames generated in the Lost writers' room, from censor-unfriendly examples like "Weasel-d*cked F*ckface" for Ben, to lazier, late-night efforts such as "Super Fat Fatty Fat Fat" for Hurley

*A balloon filled with a single, hot-spoon-serving's worth of Charlie Pace's "heroin" (actually Lik-M'Aid Fun Dip)

*Ten of the boxes will contain a coupon for a personal birthday phone call from Lindelof and Carlton Cuse, during which the duo will stubbornly refuse to answer any questions about the series finale, then hang up in a huff, nonsensically hissing, "No, you're the metaphysical mumbojumbo cop-out!"

*A DVD of the Battlestar Galactica finale

*A digital keychain fob that emits an ear-piercing WAAAAALLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTT! at the press of a button

*A copy of a signed headshot from Nash Bridges star Don Johnson to executive producer Cuse, inscribed, "I always believed in you! I shoulda been Lapidus!!'

*A glass pendant, in the shape of the Dharma logo, containing an actual tear from a fan disappointed that his six-year investment in the show did not pay off in precisely the way he'd hoped

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