James Cameron to Fix Oil Leak
Step aside, Stephen Baldwin and Kevin Costner! Only one man has the goods to solve this BP oil leak, and his name is James Cameron. According to the AP, the Avatar director met with the EPA today to brainstorm ways to stop the Eywa-harming gusher. As long as it involves a beautiful-but-headstrong female scientist, free diving, and 3-D underwater cameras, consider my ticket bought! [AP via Wonkette]
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He's going to use the sheer size of his own ego to plug the leak.
This is great news, James Cameron could really help. Wait, this is about an unobtainium spill, right?
There will be enough water displaced to raise the Titanic.
Or permanently swamp New Orleans.