Transformers 3 is Rosie's to Lose

Yes! Jason Statham-Michael Bay fights for all! Statham's lingerie-model squeeze Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has reportedly received an offer to take over the female lead in Transformers 3, a cherished title that will no doubt lead to off-camera alpha-male skirmishes ("Hey bloke, take it easy!" "'Bloke' is my tiger, asshole, have you been introduced?" Etc. etc.) and a run on bronzer that should likely drive the Dow back above 10,000 for the remainder of the summer. Oh, and congratulations, Rosie. [Deadline]