The White House Correspondents' Dinner: What Are You Doing Here?
Lest you think Saturday night's White House Correspondents' Dinner is just a place for wonky political reporters and politicians to get their drink on while listening to host Jay Leno cackle at his own jokes, the event looks like it might draw more celebrities than ever before. And not just beltway celebrities, but real ones! Think Steven Spielberg, Alec Baldwin, Michael Douglas, Betty White and Justin Bieber, just to name five. But which celebrity attendees stick out like a sore thumb?
1. Angela Kinsey
No offense to Kinsey, who's always funny on The Office, but is she really the best person to represent NBC's flagship show? Even Baldwin made it down to represent 30 Rock. What happened, was the guy who plays Kevin unavailable?
What are you doing here? Rating: 4 out of 5.
2. Chace Crawford
3. Marlon Wayans
Not sure what's funnier: That Chace Crawford and Marlon Wayans are making an appearance at the Correspondents' dinner, or that they're listed as guests of Fox News.
What are you doing here? Rating: 3 out of 5.
4. Ashley Greene
Barack Obama: Twihard.
What are you doing here? Rating: 2 out of 5.
5. Chelsea Handler
"Chelsea Handler, you just found yourself embroiled in a sex tape scandal, where are you going next?" "I'm going to Washington DC!" Yeah, actually, that sounds about right.
What are you doing here? Rating: 1 out of 5.