Movieline Liveblogs The Human Centipede!
OK. Okay. Here's what's about to happen: I'm going to go into the living room, fire up the cable box, and order Human Centipede On Demand (it's not playing in Los Angeles yet, but Time Warner has generously made it available at the push of a button), and I'm going to liveblog it here, doing my absolute best not to faint, vomit or tear out my hair while screaming in anguish at my Maker about how He could allow something like this to exist.
Is this a stupid stunt? Of course it is. But I need to find out for myself -- and for you, the reader who has too much sense to subject him or herself to this cinematic abomination -- if this is, in fact, 2010's Most Barfiest Movie. Join me in this potentially soul-extinguishing exercise after the jump: (It should go without saying, but there will be many SPOILERS ahead.)
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Stunt or not, you're a brave soul.
I'm dying to see this movieeeee
Mark, I am ever so jealous that you get to experience a cinematic obination at its seminal core! You get to feel the cathartic rush as it initially unfurls! You get to suckle at the teat while . . . you know what, I'll just end the metaphor right now.
Escape girl is Lindsey/Lindsay
OK, I made it to 4:59 but I think I'm going to head over to Cute Overload now.
And find someone to erase my brain.
This blog rocks the Casbah. Thanks Mark!
good job, mark. you really did take one for the team and this part of the team thanks you.
Oh my god, Lisanti! Tell us how it ends! I'm praying for "It was all a dream, here comes Patrick Duffy from the shower."
I may never see the movie, but your commentary was brilliantly funny. You have made my otherwise boring Friday night pede-tastic!
note to all the guys out there...don't let your girlfriend see this or all your efforts to get her to go ass to mouth will be for nothing.
Are you nuts? Ass to mouth with your girlfriend? Gross, dude.
Next are you going to live blog A SERBIAN FILM?
This was hilarious. Thank you.
Wow! Thanks for the movie through your eyes! I am VERY thankful that I feel much more prepared for the "FEED HER!" scene... as well as the teeth removal. 🙂
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