Guess Who Said No to Celebrity Rehab?


If you're a celebrity actor or actress, porn star, retired NBA player, retired professional wrestler, former child actor, former American Idol contestant, son of a Grammy-winning singer/songwriter, model, civil rights figure, or were at any time a member, session musician or roadie for Guns N' Roses... and you have a substance abuse problem, now is your chance to jump on the Celebrity Rehab bandwagon! Dr. Drew Pinsky is casting the fourth season of his VH1 reality show and so far, all of the big, tabloid-headlining "users" he wanted to treat on camera, have turned him down. Which A and B-list stars could have been the next Jeff Conaway?

According to TMZ, Celebrity Rehab offered Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen, Brooke Mueller, Jenna Jameson and Lindsay Lohan beds at Dr. Drew's Pasadena Recovery Center. Sources close to the show claim that Lohan was offered $1 million to appear on Rehab, Sober House or another Dr. Drew spin-off, but declined because she wasn't interested and, like Locklear (who was not offered $1 million) didn't think she had a problem.

Artie Lange, are you available? Filming begins on May 10.

· Celebrity Rehab Shoots for the Stars[TMZl]


  • Mike the Movie Tyke says:

    Dr. Drew is such an asshole quack.
    Any doctor with morals would refuse to offer "celebrities" money to expose their weaknesses on camera for his own economic gain, let alone ask them to do it for free.
    This "doctor" shows up anywhere and everywhere for money to comment on people's conditions, and is only interested in the health of his bank account.
    I think Aflac is hiring, you greedy jackass.

  • The Winchester says:

    For a second I thought that said Tim Conway, and I got horribly worried about Dorf.

  • Martini Shark says:

    This means we'll be reduced to watching an American Gladiator addicted to pain killers and some Food Network cast-off who snorts taragon betweeen takes of "Chopped".

  • daveed says:

    What's Amy Winehouse up to these days?

  • Gangsta Luv says:

    Lindsay is a fantastic demonstration of everything wrong about the USA today. I definitely can't believe why the hell Lindsay still gets that much news attention!