Dancing with the Stars Bruno Tonioli Heart Attack Meter: Samba/Swing Week
Chad Ochocinco
Score: 24
Bruno Tonioli Heart-Attack Meter: 7 (minor amnesia, roof-raising)
Comments: "One of your best yet! Licky licky for me sometime? No? Next."
Nicole Scherzinger
Score: 26
Bruno Tonioli Heart-Attack Meter: 10 (spleen, appendix, heart all leaping out of nearest orifice, will die tonight)
Comments: "I DIE TONIGHT. NICOLE, YOU WERE A SINGULAR SENSATION. AND I'M HAVING A VISION. OF THE LONGSHOREMEN OF MY YOUTH. THERE THEY ARE. FLOATING NOW. SING ME TO SLEEP, SWEATY BOAT MEN. STRIP FIRST. THANK YOU." (Dies.)
Pamela Anderson
Score: 22
Bruno Tonioli Heart-Attack Meter: 5 (tongue snatches fly off lip, involuntary breast jiggles)
Comments: "And I'm back! Another week, another great character from Pamela. It's Angelina, the sultry Latina. The blossom of the pampas, ready to be plucked -- but not without a fight!* Good groin near the end too."
- This was actually stated.
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