Gleebasing: Schue Empowers the Classes, Madonna-Style

1. For Sue Sylvester, simply saying the word _____ makes her feel powerful. "Even in voice over."

a) Grammy

b) Cheney

c) Madonna

d) Champion

2. "A la Madonna," Sue Sylvester tells her Cheerios that she will "no longer acknowledge that [they] have...

a) Feelings

b) Last names

c) Naturally brunette heads of hair

d) Regular Botox injections

3. Quinn was upgraded to three lines last night. Which of the following dialogue did she not say?

a) "I don't want my baby to be a glee club orphan, Puck."

b) "Would you please stop talking, you're grossing out my baby."

c) "You wouldn't understand Mr. Schue, you're a guy."

d) "The fact is that women still earn 70 cents to every dollar that a man does for doing the same job. That attitudes starts in high school."

4. When Puck saw the name "Madonna," his initial response was...

a) "Didn't da Vinci paint her or something?"

b) "That's the artist that stopped my gay uncle from committing suicide."

c) "Total b*tch. What? She is."

d) "Hall of fame MILF"

5. What is Schue's response when Miss Pillsbury tells him that she is finally ready to have sex with him?

a) "Great, I'll get some champagne, flowers and antibacterial gel."

b) "I was actually thinking that we should hold off on the intimacy just until my divorce is finalized and the Glee club gets its new uniforms. I need to keep my priorities straight."

c) "Emma, I don't want to force you into anything. I would wait until fingerless gloves and crimped hair came back in style for you."

d) "Cool."

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Comments

  • Jodi says:

    I actually thought the "Borderline"/"Open Your Heart" duet was quite excellent. 100x times better than "Express Yourself." And great episode overall.

  • tara says:

    I loved the Borderline/Open Your Heart duet as well! So much fun!

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