Dancing with the Stars Bruno Tonioli Heart-Attack Meter: Movie Week

Nicole Scherzinger

Movie Theme: Pretty Woman ("Oh, Pretty Woman")

Dance: Tango

Official Score: 29

Tonioli Heart-Attack Meter: 10

Comments: "AHHHHHRRRRROOOOOOOMMMMMM. OH! OH! NICOOOOOOOLE. (Growling, vague gargling at some points.) LEN GOODMAN, DON'T YOU DARE CALL THE PARAMEDICS. YOU DODGY BEAR. THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE. THE WOMAN IN THE 18TH ROW WITH THE LEOPARD BELT CAUGHT MY HEART. SAME AS LAST WEEK. Nicole, before a family of kookaburras makes it way out of my face -- YOU GAVE ME NEW LIFE. JUST BEFORE MY DEATH. AHHHH! Ehhhhh. Tango!Goodbyeeeeee. (Three kookaburras process solemnly from Bruno's mouth.)"

Evan Lysacek

Movie Theme: Armageddon ("I Don't Want to Miss a Thing")

Dance: Rumba

Official Score: 27

Tonioli Heart-Attack Meter: 9

Comments: "You frozen-smiled cat man. I LAWVAT. (Makes series of "vogueing" and "orchestra conductor" gestures.) I am picking at a diamond here -- and maybe picking at your diamonds later if you've got the time, m'catdancer -- but the hips sometimes could be squarer. Otherwise: OH, LEN, GIVE 911 A RING! Let's all love one another! Also, I need CPR."

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