The 5 Least Professional Moments from Last Night's Celebrity Apprentice
3. Don Trump Jr.'s Grimace of Self-Satisfaction is Too Nervous
Lil Don-Don, what's going on here? Are you smug or petrified? Holding yourself in high esteem or drenching yourself in the money-print Underoos? The original Donald has little room for people who stand on the gelled divide. Sharpen your creases.
2. Donald Trump is Obsessed with Bandannas Because He's Never Seen Rock 'N Roll Before
During the boardroom interrogation, Trump criticized the losing men's team for two infractions: 1) Assigning Goldberg as leader when he wasn't a Revered Rock Scholar like Bret, and 2) not dressing Luke Bryan in a bandanna. In fact, that was Trump's main concern. Quoth starmaker Donald: "Do you think he needed a bandanna? I think he'd look better in a bandanna." Trump would go on to say "bandanna" 900 times. Just because our love-starved diabetic protagonist wears a bandanna, Trump, doesn't mean all male vocalists have to don Old West train robber gear too.
1. Maria Kanellis Brings Up Insane Shaving Question from Playboy Shoot for Reasons Unknown
Maria felt that team-leader Cyndi bossed her around all episode, which was a fair judgment. She also claimed that Cyndi underestimated her intelligence, which was probably true too. But Maria's way of countering the judgment was, like all things Maria, shriller than Psycho violins. After Cyndi remarked how Emily should answer questions honestly and personally when interviewed, Maria quipped, "'When I did Playboy you know what they used to ask me: Are you shaved or are you hairy?'' This was supposed to be an emotional reveal. Good, Maria. Glad this came up. Because People journalist Cynthia Sanz's main priority is to grill Emily West on her body-hair situation. Summer Sanders considered a standing backstroke out of the room. We all considered relating to Cyndi's harried delirium, for once.
P.S. Goldberg was fired since Trump asserted that he shouldn't have been project manager. That's stupid. Goldberg hadn't been team leader yet and therefore had no opportunity to win money for his charity. Well, this only gives Goldie an excuse to take Don Trump Jr. to the mat. A Pay-Per-Smirk Event!
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Goldberg was fired because he didn't act like a leader. If you came into the show after leaders were announced you would have thought Bret was the leader and the thing is, Goldberg wanted him to act that way. The men's team lost because Luke Bryan doesn't know how to be interviewed and because he was not willing to go outside of his comfort zone. If the women had Luke they would have lost, too. A makeover makes someone over. They are to change the way they look. Luke Bryant kept saying no to everything that wasn't already him. That's not a makeover. That's just putting new clothes on him. Bret Michaels went with Curtis Stone's clothes and made Luke over the only way he knew how. Wait, that's wrong. Goldberg was the one who should have been in charge. But, he didn't even try to be! That's why he was fired.
Goldberg was fired for no other reasons than the producers' strategy for retaining viewers. C'mon people, this is show biz "magic" we are talking about here, not the freaking Olympics.
sure why not i put cans in the fridge and i havent got sick from it but my perants have always said not to but they dont make the cans like they did back long ago