Larry King Files for Devastating Eighth Divorce


76-year-old love bandit Larry King just filed for divorce from his wife Shawn Southwick, who he married in 1997. The couple had two sons together, but this makes eight divorces for King. Suspender your disbelief. The filing lists "irreconcilable differences," but I imagine the romance stagnated; this is a guy who'll marry anyone who lifts up her skirt and lets him yell, "Hello, Tuscaloosa!" UPDATE: Per TMZ, sources allege infidelity: Southwick "is accusing Larry of having an affair with one of her close relatives." [TMZ]


  • Furious D says:

    Cut Larry some slack. Without his glasses he can't tell her and her sister apart.
    It's not his fault!

  • dollywould says:

    LARRY is the one who cheated?! Who are these women? He is a real-life C. Montgomery Burns. Who could even pretend to be attracted to that?

  • sweetbiscuit says:

    Bottle girls.

  • The Winchester says:

    He would have gotten away with it if he didn't insist on wearing the suspenders during.

  • Cutiepie says:

    It's becasue he has money. If he was a retired postal worker no one 30+ years younger would even look at him yet alone touch him.
    Sorry Shawn, but really, you married him in the hospital just before he was going in for open heart surgery and was married seven times before you. So, what exactly did you expect?

  • bess marvin, girl detective says:

    I can see the New York Post headline already: "Larry eights Shawn, says eight is enough."