Dancing with the Stars Recap: Introducing the Bruno Tonioli Heart-Attack Meter
· Aiden Turner
Song: "Live Like We're Dying (Slight Rumba in Line for Boston Market Dessert Buffet Minimix)"
Technical Score: 15
Performance Score: 18
Bruno Tonioli Heart-Attack Meter: 3 (Wooziness, slightly syncopated palpitations)
Comment Summary: "HELLO, Zoolander! As for the rest of your body, you didn't flow. Your blue steel did not make for the likewise balls. I'm sorry."
· Nicole Scherzinger
Song: "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face (Slow Rumba Hell Super Edit)"
Technical Score: 25
Performance Score: 25
Bruno Tonioli Heart-Attack Meter: 7 (Involuntary jumping jack, gyrating ass makes first attempt to leap off body)
Comment Summary: "SULTRY. MAGNIFICENT NOUGAT COMPLEXION. WANT TO HEADBUTT. And yet the sex suffered. Don't get me wrong: You're still my ah-ooh-gah slippery womanchild. That's you. Bark, bark."
· Jake Pavelka
Song: "Never Met a Girl Like You Before (Iggy Pop Cruiseline Tango)"
Technical Score: 19
Performance Score: 19
Bruno Tonioli Heart-Attack Meter: 2 (Playful thump)
Comment Summary: "Jakey Jake Jake. Your soul wasn't it. You've got to clean this up -- it can't be messy. WHERE ARE THE ASS-ON-FIRE TROUSERS I LENT YOU? You looked fresh out of them. Did you forget to pick them up? Easy mistake. Meow."
Comments
Sadly this was all taken verbatium from DWTS!!!
Have you heard the new Richard Duran Single . It was released a few Weeks ago. Have a listen to it on Trackitdown. Why cant more People bring out Vinyls like that