Charlie Sheen Speaks At Last


After rampant speculation about whether his salary demands may spell the end of Two and a Half Men, Charlie Sheen has released a statement saying that "all of the numbers reported in the press are false." The headline-plagued star added, "If tonight's show is the end for me as Charlie Harper, so be it...I take from the experience 161 shows filled with a kaleidoscope of amazing experiences, memories, friendships and gratitude." Meanwhile, unconfirmed sources are telling us that Angus T. Jones' publicist is drafting a statement to the effect of "For the love of God, I need this show. I am unemployable." [PopEater]


  • SunnydaZe says:

    Angus T. Jones needs to move into a more relaxed, safe working environment...
    Something like "Desperate Housewives".

  • snickers says:

    Did Charlie drop his $850,000 an ep into a Ponzi scheme black hole or something? This guy could take a break from everything (including his kaleidoscope of charges) for the rest of his life.