Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy Call It Quits

Jim Carrey's Twitter is a strange place used mostly for emoticons, affirmations, and the occasional bit of sad news, like today's announcement that he and comedienne Jenny McCarthy will be splitting after the dissolution of their five-year relationship. There is no vaccine for heartbreak, and if there was, at least we know that these two wouldn't take it. Godspeed, kids. [Twitter]