Celebrity Apprentice: 5 Creepy Stills from the 'Harry Potter's Surreal Life Mansion' Challenge

Celebrity Apprentice's stars were asked to horrify children last night, and everyone pulled through with flying colors. As part of their challenge to make a 3D display advertising Universal Orlando's "Wizarding World of Harry Potter" attraction, the celebs built and acted as characters inside muggle-friendly haunted castles. Some of the contestants (Michael Johnson, our girl Summer Sanders) kept the freakishness to a minimum, while others (just wait) gave unsuspecting children the kind of chills best defined as "Voldemort kisses."

5. Selita Ebanks Readies an Embarrassing British Accent

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Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks introduced her team's 3D structure in the most skin-meltingly cruddy British accent of the past 20 years. We knew we were doomed at the top of the episode, when Ebanks first said "Hawwy Paw-tah" for no reason.

4. Cyndi Lauper Seems at Home in the Wizard Scenery

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There by the Gryffindor scarf! Breathing dry ice in the corner! It's Cyndi Lauper, and her everyday makeup and apparel turn this Burger King playplace into a terrifying spectacle of light and sound.

3. Cyndi Lauper is Strangling Your Kid

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After her delirious "MUGGLES AND WIZ-ZUHDS" chant, Cyndi descended upon the first guest to her "3D Environment" with the conviction of criminal British nanny Louise Woodward. The child was not harmed as Cyndi bobbled his head like a Magic 8-Ball and shoved goggles onto his quivering mug.

2. Curtis Stone Keeps Asking if Your Kid Wants to Use His Wand Through the Thick Mist

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And your kid can't move on to the next room until he says yes. True story, unfortunately.

1. The Shamed Governor of Illinois is Stalking Corridors in a Cape

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He's "innocent" in real life, but for right now, Rod Blagojevich is a gulty-as-charged dark lord. When he ordered for more smoke to pipe in from the outside, I thought WCW champion Goldberg was going to die in his enchanted tree outfit. This lame get-up made Rod's elimination inevitable. I'll miss his (literally) shady doings!



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