Our Commenters of the Week Win a Meet-and-Greet with the Easter Kraken
He spends most of his time lurking within the plastic grasses of Athens, but The Easter Kraken is now ready to ravage your hamlet with holiday spirit. Your children, who wait all night to catch a glimpse of his mangy silhouette, will thank you! That is, if the Kraken doesn't kill them. Come now, you can't tell a Kraken what to do! He seems docile enough after a few Cadburys, but Krakens are ultimately agnostics with little regard for commercial festivites. Try to have fun with it. Now, which of our quippy little rabbits wins the run-in?
metroville on Was His Early Film The Mind Snatchers The Piece Of Garbage Christopher Walken Claims?: "Strangely enough, that clip would not benefit from more cowbell."
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sweetbiscuit on What You Have to Sign When You Interview Tina Fey: "It's like what Tina (and others) wrote for Tracy Jordan: 'I need to protect my reputation. You take away my street cred, and I am Wayne Brady.'"
Martin Shark on Line, Please: Help Us Caption Three New Photos from Eclipse: "Bella thinks his silence is a sign of deep introspection while it is really a sign he is contemplating when would be the best time to impress her with the line about him being Shark Boy."
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