Heidi Montag's Breasts Hop on 3D Bandwagon

What will Heidi Montag do now that The Hills has been canceled? Screenwrite! "After working with Oscar-winner Ron Howard on a short film project [for FunnyorDie.com] and then working for days with the comedic genius director Dennis Dugan and his team of brilliant comedy visionaries at Happy Madison on Just Go With It starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston, I have been able to truly find what makes me the happiest in life," Montag told People. "I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs." Yes, I can see the logical progression of thought there. The ghost of Gene Kelly is rescinding his support. [People]