You're Rehired


The NBC reality competition The Apprentice will return in its original, un-celebrified form this fall, but with a twist: The 14 job-seeking contestants will all have been "hit hard by the economic downturn." Said Trump in a statement: "I'm proud to be putting people back to work, and to positively changing the psychology of America." This means we'll bear witness to a more sensitive Donald Trump, a mensch who will wait until after the press conference to remark that you're a fat loser. [EW]