Start Your Morning Up Harry Smith's A**


What better way to start a bright, sunny spring morning than by hearing the minute-by-minute details of Harry Smith's colonscopy? The Early Show anchor will one-up his intrepid colleague Katie Couric by undergoing the procedure live on Wednesday's episode; Couric reported on her own colonoscopy during an Evening News segment back in 2000. You know, kind of like the Census? But with colonoscopies. Use the bathroom before you come to work tomorrow, Early Show staff. [AP]


  • Old No.7 says:

    I'm surprised that this hasn't been attempted over at Fox News, what with the wealth of assholes on camera over there.

  • Martini Shark says:

    "Now before we can go in, Mr. Smith, you will have to remove your own head first."