Our Commenters of the Week Win a 'Free Pass' from Mo'nique
Movieline's commenters have enjoyed a committed sexual relationship with Mo'nique for some time. Now, after years of waiting, five of Movieline's retorting fans receive Mo'nique's approval to schtup other people. This is a sure sign that humping the cute girl/studly dude/foxy transgendered person who works the crank at Bar Louie/a nearby wharf/Dairy Queen is A-OK. So, who wins the liberating lay?
stolidog on Play Movieline's 'In Memoriam' Oscar Montage Pool: "At this point they should probably just highlight the survivors and move on."
bess marvin girl detective on Where the G.T.L. Meets I.E.D.: Jersey Shore Does The Hurt Locker: "In Jersey, the air doesn't blow, it gels."
MartiniShark on Bet You Can't Guess the Dark Twist at the Center of The Joneses: So it is high-concept for David D. to make a joke about Demi having a "unit"? How very "Wayne's World" of them.
bend on Brilliant Parody of Terrible Jay Leno Monologue is Actual Terrible Jay Leno Monologue" "That Chocolate Cheerios joke is just to wet your appetite in anticipation of tomorrow's zinger: What's the deal with Ovaltine?"
OldTowneTavern on The Twilight of Her Life: "When I'm old, I hope young men throw those bullshit lines my way, too."
Congrats to all!
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I think the last time I won this award, was coincidentally the last time big Mo took a shaver to her legs.
I want to thank the viewers, my agent, my family, and Tiger's whores, who really kept it real for me.
do i violate my prize if i dream of being Shia's slam pig AND Mully's shopping partner? discuss
I worry they gonna send us to the glue factory...
Hey! If you win Commenter of the Week you at least owe a comment here...
Just good protocol.
They rejected mine, thank god, I was really drunk again.
Oommenters of the Week is a place for us regulars. It is like the letters section of Movieline. If you want to vent or compliment> this is the place to do it. Only the long term of us check this post so it is a way to share and grow...
Currently, I (and Old No. 7) seem to be the only one who utilize this.
WTF is a Oommenters??
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marry me.
are (?)
drunk again
I'm just excited to have been nominat-- oh.
Then I am officially starting a new organization>
CAA - Commenters Alcoholics Anonymous
Our motto> Real friends don't let friends comment drunk.
You will always be my baked edible product.
That is worth WAAAAY more to me than winning a free shtupping pass from Mo'nique, actually, so thanks!
Bess! how've you been?
Proper grammar is never as funny... Especially when drunk.
As for the proposal> I would have to see a photo before I could make any long term commitment. (or at least an Avatar icon)
manhunt/hairybear/distentedgut/tonailfungus/tomcruise.com
you can't resist.
This came in so useful during the Oscars party for breaking through that 1st wall of resistance of prospective paramours: "No, no sweetie, listen, Mo'Nique is totally cool with me going with you, so don't worry."
See, kids, this is why you ask for a description before signing the wedding papers via email...