Angus T. Jones as Spider-Man?

Stop! Stop! LOL, no, haha, seriously -- cut these Angus T. Jones-as-Spider-Man rumors out right now. No one knows where it started, but a brief published late Thursday suggested that once-rumored front-runner Logan Lerman is out and somehow the Two and a Half Men star slipped into consideration for Sony's franchise reboot to be directed by Marc Webb. Haha, OK, OK. Nice kid, happy for his show's success, but come on. Seriously. Stop. [MovieWeb]