Hopelessly Devoted to... Alec Baldwin

A priceless artifact from the long-mourned marriage of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger has turned up, claims Perez Hilton. Allegedly, Stephen Baldwin commissioned this portrait of Alec for Kim during their courtship, and now it's on eBay for low fee of $200. Sure, this looks more like the product of a John Travolta/Claudia Schiffer tryst than Alec Baldwin, but it's the thought that counts. And lord knows that Stephen is not a thoughtless little pig. [Perez Hilton]