Who Will Win the Oscars' Version of Project Runway?

Designer: Kelsey Zimba

Actress Who Might Accidentally Wear This to the Oscars: Miley Cyrus

Summary: This deeply unflattering dress would make the celebrities look much better by comparison. Maggie Gyllenhaal is voting for this so many times!

Likelihood of Winning: 3

Designer: Fernanda Carneiro

Actress Who Might Accidentally Wear This to the Oscars: Tina Fey

Summary: Black is a risky choice to wear to the Oscars, unless you're Erin Brockovich-era Julia Roberts or a brother-lovin' Angelina Jolie (still, both won). An escort could reasonably assume that this flattering dress could peacefully coexist with the stars' more colorful frocks.

Likelihood of Winning: 9

Designer: Oliver Tolentino

Actress Who Might Accidentally Wear This to the Oscars: Helen Mirren

Summary: The personality of this dress is below the waist only, though there is an exciting likelihood that the train could trip up some of the less coordinated escorts.

Likelihood of Winning: 5

Designer: Elda de la Rosa

Actress Who Might Accidentally Wear This to the Oscars: Kristen Stewart

Summary: It's a little bit out there for an Oscar escort dress, but if de la Rosa could just make the fabric look a little more like distressed denim, Miley Cyrus would take two, please.

Likelihood of Winning: 4

Designer: Ari Sheuhmelian

Actor Who Might Accidentally Wear This to the Oscars: Morgan Freeman, obviously

Summary: It's too bad that Drew Barrymore didn't somehow get invited to the Oscars this year, because this dress would go great with the Pokemon hair she was rocking back at the Toronto Film Festival.

Likelihood of Winning: 6

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