Buzz Break: No Cure for Baldwin-ness


· Billy Baldwin will be playing Serena's dad on Gossip Girl, but he's not exactly over the moon about it. "I'm [supposed to be] with the girl," he told Michael Ausiello, "not the father of the girl."

· You almost got a Brady Bunch reunion this week, but as often happens, incestuous lesbian rumors scuttled the whole thing.

· Julianne Moore will be taping a brief walk-on appearance on As the World Turns, the soap where she got her start.

· Uh-oh: That Hiroshima book that James Cameron optioned? It's been pulled from publication, on account of fakery.

· Erratic actor Randy Quaid would like an apology for being arrested. I'm sure one is forthcoming.


  • Furious D says:

    1. Maybe he needs Roman Polanski to start directing the show.
    2. Holy Sapphic Seventies Sitcom Batman!
    3. In this economy she'll take any paycheck she can get.
    4. I got suspicious when the book claimed the A-Bomb was made out of paper mache and past due yogurt.
    5. Dear Randy Quaid, I'm sorry that you got so meshugge you got yourself arrested.

  • Martini Shark says:

    "Well, ah'll tell ya whut there, Mr. Quaid. You'll get that there apology as soon as you show some remorse for "Pluto Nash" and "Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure. How's zat sound?"