Buzz Break: No Cure for Baldwin-ness
· Billy Baldwin will be playing Serena's dad on Gossip Girl, but he's not exactly over the moon about it. "I'm [supposed to be] with the girl," he told Michael Ausiello, "not the father of the girl."
· You almost got a Brady Bunch reunion this week, but as often happens, incestuous lesbian rumors scuttled the whole thing.
· Julianne Moore will be taping a brief walk-on appearance on As the World Turns, the soap where she got her start.
· Uh-oh: That Hiroshima book that James Cameron optioned? It's been pulled from publication, on account of fakery.
· Erratic actor Randy Quaid would like an apology for being arrested. I'm sure one is forthcoming.
Comments
1. Maybe he needs Roman Polanski to start directing the show.
2. Holy Sapphic Seventies Sitcom Batman!
3. In this economy she'll take any paycheck she can get.
4. I got suspicious when the book claimed the A-Bomb was made out of paper mache and past due yogurt.
5. Dear Randy Quaid, I'm sorry that you got so meshugge you got yourself arrested.
"Well, ah'll tell ya whut there, Mr. Quaid. You'll get that there apology as soon as you show some remorse for "Pluto Nash" and "Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure. How's zat sound?"