7 Star Wars Photos That Will Blow Your Mind

Total Film has published a portfolio of 30 never-before-seen photos taken on the sets of the original Star Wars films. And when we say mind-blowing, we're not forcin' around: Watch your childhoods get raped (in the good way) as your cherished intergalactic heroes indulge in extremely earthly vices! Tremble in fear as you witness ungodly genetic mutations fusing droids with Darths! Scream in terror as a beloved co-pilot is reduced to a bathmat and some fetching accessories.

You've already seen Ciggie-3PO, above. Can you handle the rest? It's all right this way...


Kenny Baker, who played R2-D2 in all six of the films, wears the Darth Vader mask. This could have changed the course of Star Wars history considerably. ("Bee boop beep boo boo." "No! No! That's not true. That's impossible!" "Beep boop beep." "NO! NO!")

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  • HwoodHills says:

    In the last pic Fisher's laughing because she just farted HUGE and blamed it on the snow monkey.
    (Star Wars nerds, please show some forgiveness. I'm not sure if it's a Kangaroognork or a Rammasquirrel.)

  • Dimo says:

    Awesome! A tremor in the force tells me that a special edition "Treat Williams (Hoth Rebel soldier)" action figure is on the way.

  • Dimo says:

    It's a Tauntaun. There is a part of me that wishes I didn't know that.

  • stolidog says:

    Harrison had just left Carly in the wet spot on the Wookie Skin rug when she came up with those lyrics. Now we know.

  • Matthew DH says:

    Where's the photo of Sam Worthington feeding carrots to the six-legged horses in the stables? oh. right.

  • HwoodHills says:

    Thanks. What's the name of the pig faced dude with hairy hand who gets his arm cut off by Obi-Wan during the bar scene in '77?

  • Dimo says:

    He has some name that I refuse to know, because it's not in any of the original literature. Dr. something-or-other...Dr Bullshit is what I say!

  • SunnydaZe says:

    What happens in Hoth stays in Hoth.

  • Dimo says:

    Great my friend.

  • Mikey says:

    Yes, de-boned Wookie costs a little more, but think what you save in cooking time.
    Kenny Baker may have done it first, but Stewie Griffin did it better.

  • SunnydaZe says:

    If only you selected "Commenters of the Week"....

  • excellent writing .