Julia Roberts: From America's Sweetheart to America's Fun, Drunk Aunt
Selected Highlights from the Tribute to Tom Hanks at the Film Society of Lincoln Center in NYC in April 2009
On Hanks himself: "I have to pee. Everybody f---ing likes you. I had lunch today with [wife] Rita and her tits were here and her waist was here and her ass was like that. So, what can I tell you that is new? Tom Hanks, what the f--k?"
On The Ladykillers: "I love the Coen brothers, but the hair, Tom, I didn't even know what the f--k that movie was about."
On The Terminal: "You in the airport with the accent? It was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn't know. I love you, and I didn't know what to do, really."
On her wardrobe: "I'm wearing the same f---ing dress tonight as your publicist."
On looking into the crowd: "It's so dark out there, I feel like I'm in space. Whoever is doing the lights...J.J. Abrams, are you here?"
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If Julia keeps this up Kathy Griffin will soon be out of a job....