Commence Freaking Out, ABC

Just when ABC thought it was done with Adam Lambert, along comes Ryan Seacrest to rain on the network's parade. The American Idol host and E! newsman tweeted this morning that nominee Anna Kendrick told him she might bring old pal Adam Lambert (who knew?) as her Oscar date, though I'm guessing Seacrest actually asked, "Who are you bringing," Kendrick responded, "My mom," and Seacrest replied, "But will you acknowledge a 5% chance of Lambert so we can make this our top story on E! News?" Nevertheless, we'll get Lambert there by hook or by crook; if he can't be Kendrick's date, at least we know he'd be perfect for the Adam Shankman-choreographed, oral sex-miming "Make Mama feel good" musical number from Precious. [Twitter]