Movieline Counterpoint: How To Make A Second Season Of Jersey Shore Work
The Return To Their Roots Solution: The Shore Goes To Italy
In a different kind of culture-shock scenario, MTV flies our heroes out to Italy and ensconces them in a picturesque villa just outside a small Tuscan town, where they have to help run a tiny, rustic restaurant for the summer season. Finding no gorilla juiceheads in the countryside, Snooks and JWOWW fall for a pair of farming brothers, while Pauly D and Sitch plow their way through the village's awe-struck daughters, culminating in their abrupt expulsion from the province. Ronnie and Sammi break up five times, with each spat more petty than the last, but ultimately rekindle their mercurial love on a day-trip to a breathtaking vineyard. And Vinny's mom, worried sick he's not eating enough, air-mails him a frozen care-package of her chicken parm.
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Italy or bust.
I got it!
next year -
-Sammy picks up Morgellen Syndrome off some fuckin' bug at the beach
-Situation discovers scat play
-Snookie late term abortion
-black guido found
I have an idea: how about NOT saving this horrible show. These are the stupidest people on the planet, and MTV is making them famous by showcasing their stupidity. Go America. Way to show some class. I hope I never hear another blurb about Jersey Shore or any of these idiots.
What scumbags. Sorry. Call me a snob. The girls on this show look like sluts who need to bathe, and the boys look like they are all sexually confused morons who confuse body art and hideous hair with good taste. They are all what is so embarrassing about America. The worst our country has produced are these low-life morons.
I love the use of bluescreen here in a vain attempt to make those Guidos a bit more classy, though Paulie's Marinara Warehouse is probably a little miffed over the lost publicity.
Not just a catchy screenname for you, eh?
You should also not check out Big Brother, that one has tons of dumbies.