Buzz Break: Have Fun Storming the Castle

· They've built Hogwarts at the "Wizarding World of Harry Potter" attraction featured at Universal Orlando Resort. Pfff. Needs more smoke monster.

· Caprica didn't premiere very well for Syfy -- is it because the pilot had been available online and on DVD for so long?

· Kirstie Aley took to Twitter to declare her desire to bash Joy Behar "in the vagina with her microphone." As one does.

· The History Channel has ordered a show starring Larry the Cable Guy for some reason?

· Gerard Butler...this guy! Dude's taking a stroll down Venice Beach, sees a street performer, talks to her for a few minutes, then starts making out with her. You're on the hook for some bitchin' chamshell artwork, Gerard.


  • JM says:

    Caprica - why they should've bought Dollhouse last year from Fox and had that in their lineup along with SG:U and Sanctuary. Lower budget and same amount of viewers. Caprica is interesting but not going to fit into the vibe of their Friday night lineups. Oh well.

  • NP says:

    "My vagina is a flower. A weird, ugly flower."

  • Mikey says:

    In a nutshell: the first Cylon War was caused by disaffected, spoiled teenage girls and the fat chick from Rome. Got that? Please feel free to watch anything else you want instead.

  • Martini Shark says:

    Well dis here hill is called 'Mount Ararat', accordin' to thet sign what hangs on than clothesline post back yonder. Tells me some feller named Moses or sumpin' had this here boat as big as a super Wal-Mart all filled up with critters what couldn't swim, or sum such. Sounds like a derned fool, ya ask me."

  • Old No.7 says:

    I think Kirstie meant to say that she wanted to bash Joy Behar in the penis with a microphone.

  • Daft Clown says:

    "So what, who cares? Who cares? Who cares, so what?"