'I Know You Are, Chinny, But What Am I?': ConanGate in Pee-wee-ese


Confused as we are about who said what/who gets what in the NBC late night fiasco? No problemo! The secret word is.... TOYS! (AHHHHHHHH!!!!) Pee-wee Herman, currently thrilling L.A. audiences with his live show downtown at Club Nokia, popped by the penultimate Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien to explain in basic, Playhouse puppetry exactly what went down. We'll never be able to look at Jeff Zucker again without thinking of him in an Avatar power suit, pointing at Leno's face and saying, "I'll get you back your chin. Your REAL chin." [THR]