Gym, Tanning, Legos

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· You know that the Jersey Shore phenomenon has reached critical mass when it finally gets its own child-recreated viral video. (I expect a strongly worded statement from the Italian-American Anti-Defamation Playpen any minute now.) Just one thing: Isn't it a little unnerving that lil' Snooki is the same size as actual Snooki? You be the judge:

· Hitfix's Drew McWeeny says that Jackie Earle Haley is likely to play Sinestro in Green Lantern. At least we know he doesn't have the same comic book villain aversion as his costar Peter Sarsgaard.

· Anne Hathaway has been chosen? to accept Harvard's Hasty Pudding award next month.

· Bill Murray is replacing Toby Kebbell in Passion Play at the last minute as a favor to friend Mitch Glazer.

· Glee's Matthew Morrison has signed a record deal. Just...no rap, please.



Comments

  • Furious D says:

    1. I knew that had to be a parody, the people on it were acting way too mature for the real Jersey Shore.
    2. He'd actually be good. I'd have preferred Daniel Day Lewis, just to see him acting like a purple skinned alien off camera as well.
    3. Because your career means nothing until a bunch of drunken elitist frat boys in drag say it means something.
    4. And the only name I recognized was Bill Murray's so I won't comment.
    5. Don't ruin the surprise, it's going to be all rap!

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