Simon Cowell's 5 Meanest American Idol Moments
2. Garrett Haley, Season 7
A 17-year-old Leif Garrett-type's performance earned this assessment:
"It was boring. Your voice sounded a bit whiny. You looked terrified. And it looked as if you'd been shut up in your bedroom for about a month. You look verging on haunted. Pale, you know? You know what I mean? You need some fresh air, to make yourself look young. The problem is that once again you're not making yourself relevant."
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You know, my first impression is> Who cuts your hair? A chainsaw? Because it makes your head look like a big wooden block... Also, it is pronounced "COMPETITION" not "COMPUTITION". Plus, why would a man with your flabby build continue to wear white undershirts on national television? You look verging on haunted. Pale, you know? You know what I mean? You need some fresh air, to make yourself look young. The problem is that once again you’re not making yourself relevant. The teeth? My god, blinding! It makes them look fake. Why not just add some fangs and complete the process? I think you have overestimated your popularity in America so I know your new X-factor is doomed to fail. Americans will be happy to see you leave American Idol. I'm just saying. It's true. Someone needs to tell you--- Stop interrupting me Paula --- this. BTW, do you still live with your mother because you give off that vibe?....
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