Our Commenters of the Week Win a Slurred Rendition of 'Always Be My Baby'!


If you were touched by Mariah Carey's Daydream single "Always Be My Baby" in the '90s, the tears will come right back when she serenades you with her eight-octave hiccups and monotone lyric changes. "You'll always bee a paaa-HAAARRR-tt of mmeeeee... she'll begin, just before muttering something incoherent to "Director Leeeeeeee Daniels, that little shit, I'm drunk up here, dammit. Rawr." You and your fellow commenting champions can also sing the "doo-doo-DOO-dum" parts in drunken unison, as long as you bring small animals for our chanteuse to pet. So who's leaving with the aural bliss?

Tommy U on How Much TV is Actually Green Screen: "So, in On the Town when we see Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra, and Jules Munshin in Manhattan, it's green screen? Or back in 1949, did they have to use the primitive, inferior technique of actually being there?"

theescapist on The Na'vi Invade Hollywood: A Photo Gallery: "Hell is other Na'vi."

Dimo on The Na'vi Invade Hollywood: A Photo Gallery: There are a few Na'vi down on Santa Monica Blvd, that for a few dollars more , will let you "make the bond".

Mitch on Our Family Wedding: When Forest Whitaker, Carlos Mencia and a Goat on Viagra Collide: "Forest Whitaker hits bottom in... Hmm" Ah ah ah, a certain Battlefield Earth would like to have a word with you."

Strepsi on Michael Cera: The Movieline Interview: Name one single star or character actor who did NOT play the same type again and again. From Cary Grant to Bette Davis to the greatest actress of all time, Thelma Ritter, having a type and a style of delivery is an asset. Team Cera, he makes me laugh. And I have cleared up his gender with my husband.

Congrats to our winners!


  • SunnydaZe says:

    What does an Avatar have to do to get some attention???
    This is it. I quit. Goodbye Movieline and best wishes....

  • Dimo says:

    Don't do anything drastic my friend...you are much loved.

  • Dimo says:

    2 weeks in a row? This is truly an embarrassment of riches. If only my mother showed me this much love.

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Thank you for your kind words, Dimo. Sometimes I feel like I am commenting into a void... Like screaming into the wind...
    As good as it feels to win, sometimes it really sucks to lose. I don't comment to win but every now and then I get attached to a comment and think it deserves to be noticed.
    Like this one>
    "I think Conan needs to send in Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog to do the negotiations....
    "Yesss, Yesss. This idea is very good... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!"