Would You Date This Moodle?
· Knocked Up star Jay Baruchel will front his first feature with She's Out of My League. In the trailer, Baruchel's friends designate him a "moodle" (that's short for "man poodle"), a nice guy that women don't want to sleep with. Of course, he shows them up by winning the affection of a regulation hottie. This is a plot device film scholars call "the Apatowian Imperative."
· Boner humor! See, this movie understands you.
· In horrifying-and-sad news, the stylist on Mo'nique's talk show was murdered by her husband, who drove around with the body in his trunk for two days.
· Real Housewives of Orange County star Tamra is getting a divorce.
· Gabby Sidibe and Dakota Fanning star in V magazine's "Size Issue," because it's 2010, and we still need photo shoots to tell us how to appreciate unskinny people.