Man vs. Enema


· Bear Grylls's whole shtick revolves around the fact that he's an extremely attractive man who will go to great lengths to seem as unattractive as possible, and yet he miraculously remains very attractive. Drink fresh poo-juice out of an elephant patty? Still attractive. Slit open a camel belly and crawl inside to escape a sand storm? Still attractive. Self-administer an enema on a lifeboat? Oddly ... more attractive. [Discovery]

· In other TV adventurer news, Anthony Bourdain's services were enlisted in the incineration of six tons of pure cocaine, with a street price of roughly $100 million. He pledged, "No Lindsay Lohan jokes," but we didn't: This photo makes so much more sense now! [Travel Channel]

· If you've not yet gotten your fill of Cera/Jersey crossover madness, here he with his crispy blowout learning how to do a proper fist pump. [MTV]

· THIS. IS. PASTAAAAAAA!!!!! [NY Daily News]

· Daniel Battsek, the former president of Disney's hobbled Miramax, is in talks to replace Adam Leipzig as head of National Geographic Films, who exits to become a full-time producer after six years. [The Wrap]

· Veteran TV producer David Gerber, whose credits include Police Woman, In the Heat of the Night (the series) and thirtysomething, died in L.A. on Jan. 2 from heart failure. R.I.P. D.G. [Variety]

· Here is Orson Welles's 8-minute art film debut. James Franco, eat your heart out. [Thighs Wide Shut]


  • Furious D says:

    1. This site is no place for your personal fetishes.
    2. Wait, are you saying that Lindsay Lohan is believed to be a drug user? I never heard that before.
    3. I've had enough of the Cera/Jersey cross-over.
    4. Egad! A Brit with a beer gut! Stop the presses! It's a sign of the rapture!
    5. I gave up on National Geographic when they stop doing articles on the topless native women of the world. I mean damn it! Where's a boy going to learn to appreciate the ethnic diversity of boobage? The internet? Puh-leeze!
    6. RIP.
    7. I thought it was a PSA about elder abuse, but it had no tips on how to improve your elder abuse. Waste of time.

  • Zombie says:

    Public Enema #1!

  • "David Webb" says:

    I can only imagine what the camera crew were thinking. Maybe thinking of England too.

  • SunnydaZe says:

    So, you think a 19 year old Orson Welles was the first person to flip a cow patty and give them weird mushrooms a try?
    A true innovator...

  • Sensible one says:

    Muslims are not terrorists.....

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Hey, dude> You're stepping on my punchline.
    Talk about an unmotivated buzzkill...

  • Victor Ward says:

    That raft was on its way to my house to pick me up for our date, and it certainly was very kind and British of him to make sure everything was tidy.

  • Martini Shark says:

    When Sweeps Week rolls around I have three words of warning: Rainforest Bamboo Colonoscopy!