All Respectable Youth Revolts Begin With Swear Words


For those who have yet to witness its splendor: How does the red band trailer of Youth in Revolt titillate us? With four-letter words, erection humor, and Nine Inch Nails-reminiscent come-ons! Michael Cera will tickle your belly button from the inside, ladies -- then he'll embark on a naughty "downward spiral."

· Nice to meet you too, Portia Doubleday!

· A female contestant in the Bachelor house has allegedly been enjoying an affair with a crew member, and we'll hear all about it this January. I already call her Trysta.

· Jersey Shore keeps making people hurt! And I keep going with the NIN motif.

· Stay tuned over the next two days for major year-end wrap-up! Kyle Buchanan will post his favorite films of the year, TV Line will get just as reflective, and Movieline's staffers will silently rank each other's coolness for the rest of their lives. Festive, really.


  • HwoodHills says:

    "Michael Cera will tickle your belly button from the inside, ladies"
    Sounds like some of the Banana Stand experience stuck with him.

  • HwoodHills says:

    The results from the NY Post's The Bachelor story:
    "The Bachelor" this season stars a hunky commercial airline pilot from Dallas, Jake Pavelka.
    Pavellka was a rejected suitor on the last edition of the series -- passed over by the bachelorette, Jillian, at least in part because, even though he was a nice guy, he appeared kind of dull and colorless.

    Prove that:
    1. You should NEVER judge a book by it's cover.
    2. ABC knows women will watch paint dry if there's a potential wedding ending offered.