Human Giant and The League's Paul Scheer: My Fave Five for 2009

Best Nominated Actor Not to Win an Award: Mickey Rourke

"It seems like every year we get a new collection of crazy people but none are as cool and interesting as Mickey Rourke. So for me the biggest disappointment of last year was Mickey Rourke NOT winning the Oscar for The Wrestler. If he did win we were sure to get the best acceptance speech of all time. Just look at his Independent Spirit Award speech, where he told Hollywood to forgive Eric Roberts for doing blow and beating up his girlfriend 15 years ago and that was the most tame moment of the speech. All I know is from his red carpet appearances where he propositioned female entertainment reporters for sex, routinely cussed up a storm, and talked about the passing of his beloved Chihuahua Loki we better hope he gets nominated again and soon."

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