Human Giant and The League's Paul Scheer: My Fave Five for 2009
Best Movie of the Year: Crank 2: High Voltage
"Action, Comedy, Drama, Suspense, and Chev Chelios; this movie has got it all. Jason Statham is equal parts Stallone, Schwarznegger, Daniel Day Lewis and Charlie Chaplin in this film.
My favorite scene might be the racetrack sex scene which defies explanation all I'll say is, 'horse penis.' This film might be the most offensively brilliant action film of all time.
Honestly, I'm amazed this movie didn't get any recognition in the Awards circles, because I don't think there is a screenplay that can beat dialogue like this:
Doc Miles (Dwight Yoakum): Chev, I'm a certified heart surgeon. Well, I was. Lost my license after I fucked up my ex-wife's vaginal rejuvenation procedure in our basement. That's irrelevant right now. The point is - if you get hold of your heart, I'm reasonably sure I can put it back in for you."
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