Sad news, everybody! After 23 years of cohabitative non-marriage, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins have split, her rep just confirmed to People. (Apparently, it happened over the summer when no one noticed.) I mean, I didn't like The Lovely Bones either, but what the hell? [People]


  • OldTowneTavern says:

    NOHHHHHHHHH! ("n" followed by several "o"s reads as noo). So, this happened in the summer and they wait until Christmas time to tell us? Don't they know they're supposed to wait until after the Holidays?
    First Bradley Whitford and Jane Kaczmarek, now this. There are no sensible celebrity couples left to root for.

  • Old No.7 says:

    C'mon Tim, you're too old fashioned... don't you know the proper way to break off a relationship in Hollywood these days is to turkey-stuff her full of prescription meds?

  • Martini Shark says:

    This is a severe blow to traditional Hollywood co-habitative common-law non-binding values! What is there left to believe in?

  • HwoodHills says:

    Time to collect your $50 bet, Kurt Russell.