Zachary Quinto Breathlessly (and Inadvertently) Narrates Kirk/Spock Sex Scene
Sure, it may seem like Holmes and Watson wrested the bromosexual spotlight away from this summer's Star Trek slash pairing of Kirk and Spock, but wait! What's this? Could it be that someone reedited Zachary Quinto's audiobook reading of the Star Trek tie-in novel to create an incredibly dirty, NSFW love scene between Starfleet's two most eligible bachelors? If you're up for a good time that puts the "alternate" in "alternate universe," turn down your speakers and enjoy a graphic, three-minute encounter between Kirk and Spock that involves just about everything but a repurposed Vulcan salute (for that, we can only hope that J.J. Abrams gets cracking on a sequel right away). Top this, Jude Law!
SPORK! AN EROTIC LOVE STORY [ontd_startrek]