Newswire || By: || December 21, 2009 02:10 PM EST

For Your Eyebrows Only

Susan Boyle, whose first album I Dreamed a Dream is the fastest-selling debut for a female artist in history, is a rumored front-runner to record the theme for the next James Bond entry in 2011. This would place her in a canon with Paul McCartney and Wings, Carly Simon, Gladys Knight, Duran Duran and Madonna. Unfortunately for Simon Cowell's plans, there is already a Bond anthem called "The World is Not Enough," and therefore it would seem untimely for Boyle to sing it in a sorcerer's cape while cackling in the wind. [Mirror]

Comments

HwoodHills says:

December 21, 2009 at 5:16 pm

"...therefore it would seem untimely for Boyle to sing it in a sorcerer’s cape while cackling in the wind."
How cruel and insensitive of you, Movieline.
I mean, seriously?
How do you think she's going to feel when she's recording the new theme: "Fly, Monkey! Fly!" and reads that?
You disgust me.